I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He better not be in your backpack
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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