I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Your tits are I can't wait for
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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