susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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