My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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