Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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