Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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