Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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