is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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