Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
wanna go halves on a baby?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
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i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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