windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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