No, you can still breathe under the balls.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
