Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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