it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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