I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
