where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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