her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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