My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet