i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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