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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I wish my penis had an off switch

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Let's paint friendship bongs

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".

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