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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.

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(323): View more from California

Booty call?

(310): View more from California

Dude you don't even follow my twitter

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(212): View more from New York

You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.

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(831): View more from California

i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.

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(253): View more from Washington

Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.

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(718): View more from New York

Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember

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