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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  it's great music for shaving your balls

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• (805): View more from California

  Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday

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• (415): View more from California

  I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies

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