we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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