And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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