Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Hippo gnu deer
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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