id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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