You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
we're so committed to being not committed
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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