Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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