I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How does one acquire holy water?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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