Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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