we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Randomize
