I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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