and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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