I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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