I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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