For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm just crazy horny about you
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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