i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We were destined to go to rehab together
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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