Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes