Got a toothbrush?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.