in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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