i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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