wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Randomize