A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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