He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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