That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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