Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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