i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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