I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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