You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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