And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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