just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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