She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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