i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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