I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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