I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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