Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
