Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
