I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
time to smoke my breakfast
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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