I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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