you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm passing your future prison.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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