I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
